(Cutout) Man versus…

Posted on April 30, 2008 
Filed Under sillyness, tools and toys

I’m admittedly also a freak when it comes to my television habits. When I’m not watching Charlie Rose, Sunday morning political shows, (of course) the Daily Show and the Colbert Report, and an endless stream of news channels I watch Axe Men, Ice Road Truckers, Battlestar Galactica, Man vs. Wild. I also watch a hella lot of shows about the universe, stars, biology, space, ufos, and pretty much anything on PBS, but none of those things offer many opportunities for cut-outs I can beat.

So, I didn’t get to it yesterday. What can I say. I’m working. But I did manage to find a nakee picture of Bear Grylls, and turn it into a paper proxy, which I happily share with you. That boy deserves to be downloaded and used …USED… for making up (or letting someone else make up) such an cheesy beefcake stage name and not using it in porn. And, he’s also pretty adorable. I can’t watch the show and not want to mark up that ass. Pretty sure this is as close as I’m gonna get.

Download. Print. Clip. Beat.

Man versus ...scissors...rubber bands...paperclips...

I included handy-dandy fold-n-stand tabs on this cutout. Tape the ends together after folding, to create a triangle, and he could very easily be placed face down for, well…whatever…while still staying fairly stable. Enough to beat with a rubber band, or paper clip things to his ass, anyway.

Photo thanks to FreshHotness.net – one of my favorite places to look at pretty gay boys.

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2 Responses to “(Cutout) Man versus…”

  1. Crown Vic on May 6th, 2008 3:33 pm

    Good to see you back. You watch the exact same shows I do, especially Man vs. Wild (I watch Survivorman too when I can catch it). There’s something relaxing about a life and death struggle going on in the background while you are arranging your receipts or whatever. Here’s an interesting article about Bear’s problem with high cholesterol and his new diet. http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/live/articles/health/healthmain.html?in_article_id=450338&in_page_id=1774&ICO=HEALTH&ICL=TOPART

  2. Ms. Reciprocity on May 6th, 2008 3:51 pm

    Heya Vic. Thought of something you said today, was wondering if you were around.

    High cholesterol is the last thing I want to think of in tandem with Bear Grylls. Yeah, I watch Survivorman too, but that guy’s whiney.
    Do you watch Dr. Who? Dirty Jobs? Oooh, oooh…Myth Busters. A favorite at my house.
    I admit I do watch a few girly shows too. Sex in the City. Project Runway. Tons of film noir. Tons. Good to see ya Vic.

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